Those randy bastards at WebMD have come up with their list of 10 Surprising Health Benefits of Sex. So lube up, grab a Jimmy Hat, and start making some sweet love.
1. Sex Relieves Stress: A good reason for company's to allow office-place coitus. We'd have more relaxed and productive employees.
2. Sex Boosts Immunity: Next time you feel that tickle in your nose, forget Vitamin C. Just get your shag on.
3. Sex Burns Calories: The irony of course is that fat people have a hard time getting laid.
4. Sex Improves Cardiovascular Health: Ditch the treadmill and find yourself a nice little skank.
5. Sex Boosts Self-Esteem: This explains my low self-esteem.
6. Sex Improves Intimacy: Unless it's with your wife. Just kidding.
7. Sex Reduces Pain: Two words: S and M.
8. Sex Reduces Prostate Cancer Risk: Wondering if anal sex also provides this same benefit.
9. Sex Strengthens Pelvic Floor Muscles: Ditto with #8.
10. Sex Helps You Sleep Better: Unless you didn't wear that Jimmy Hat which will cause a sleepless night of "Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap."
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