Saturday, February 28, 2009

Topless Coffee

the grand view topless coffee shop
Vassalboro, Maine is the last place we would expect to find a topless cafe, but the small Northeastern town is exactly where The Grand View Topless Coffee Shop recently opened. As the name implies, you'll be able to get a tasty cup of Joe served to you by topless servers - both females and males since they are an equal opportunity employer after all. However, we suspect that most of the indignation coming from local residents are with regards to the bare-breasted ladies. While you won't be able to get a lap-dance with your espresso, we have to give The Grand View kudos for taking the whole sexy coffee concept to a whole new, erotic level.

photo via Huffington Post

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay. How about topless employees at the IRS - all those deadbeat tax evaders will be lining up with cash in hand. We'll get back a few billion painlessly! Come on, people, use proven tactics where needed! This will also make those agencies user-friendly.

Anonymous said...

Dude, I wish you didn't post this anonymously cause that was freaking hilarious.