Dell Latitude Z

Crew Member Tandori goes through laptops like toilet paper. He loses them, breaks them, and in one instance, tossed one into a lake after a less then pleasant telecon. Luckily, he's a rich bastard and can afford to get a new one frequently. After the next fit of rage, he should consider getting the brand new Dell Latitude Z. The new Z has all the specs you'll want in a top-of-the-line laptop including an Intel Core 2 Duo processor running at up to 1.6 GHz, 4GB of RAM, Wi-Fi and 3G ready, and a 16-inch 1600x900 display. But what makes this particular model pretty sweet is the optional $200 docking system that will let you charge the laptop wirelessly. Useless luxury? Yes. Pimp. Definitely. The Latitude Z starts at $1800.

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Rockstar? Ummm....No

Before posting a picture on Facebook of a $9000+ bill you received from the Venetian due to room damages and adding the quote, “DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNNNN, we party like rockstars!!!!!!!!”, you should consider the following:

Partying It up with Mike Tyson, Asian gangsters and a chicken causing $9000+ worth of damages: ROCKSTAR

Having two different bachelorette parties decide to join you and your posse in the hotel room for a private party, and causing $9000+ worth of damages: ROCKSTAR

Hiring 1/3 of the Club Sapphire girls for a private show in your room, and causing $9000+ worth of damages: ROCKSTAR

Cramming 7 grown ass men into the standard room which was booked by your mommy, and having one of your boys decide to hang his shirt on the fire sprinklers (presumably because there wasn’t enough closet space for 7 grown ass men), causing the sprinklers to go off flooding the room and causing $9000+ worth of damages: NOT ROCKSTAR

(true story)