300 Grand for a Flip Phone

I walked by the Vertu store at the Wynn shops in Las Vegas this past weekend and remembered thinking to myself: "Who the hell would spend five grand on a phone?"  Well $5,000 is chump change compared to the $300,000 that you would have to drop if you wanted the Celsius X VI II Watch Phone.  In addition to having an obnoxiously difficult name, the GSM compatible watch phone features an elaborate flying tourbillon time-piece (probably the primary reason for the astronomical price), patented mechanical hinge that stores the user's kinetic energy, and a 3.2 megapixel camera.  Only 18 will be available. 

via Uncrate