I use to work with this older venture capitalist who drove around in an old beat up Saab. When I asked him why he didn't just junk the car and get himself something much more fitting for someone with his balance sheet, he responded by saying, "The fact that someone with my balance sheet drives a car like this makes a different kind of statement." Yeah, that you're a cheap bastard is what I was thinking at the time. But I get it. Sometimes you want to to tone down the flash. Just cause you've got it doesn't mean you have to floss it 24/7. With that in mind, I offer up this Miracle Icons Tiger Bracelet for when you want to keep the Rollie at home. Buy it for $75 at Barney's.