Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Half Brazilian, Half Japanese, All Sugarcane

sugarcane nightclub las vegas
As someone who's had yellow fever for many years, I've always preferred Asian girls (not sure if technically I can have yellow fever since I'm also Asian). However, I've recently decided that way too many Asian girls are missing a certain je ne sais quoi. The best way to describe this missing element is by example. We recently had a beach party in South Mission Beach down here in San Diego. It was a gorgeous day and the water was perfect. Of the seven Asian girls at the party, not a single one went in the water. Hell, none of them even brought their swimsuit. Who doesn't bring a fucking swimsuit to the fucking beach in the middle of summer???

I've decided that my perfect girl will be half-Japanese and half-Brazilian. She'll have that exotic Asian beauty combined with a luscious, passionate Brazilian soul. Just take a few moments and picture her if you will. Yummy. I guarantee SHE would jump in the water.

On August 15, the Brazil meets Japan themed Sugarcane nightclub at the Palazzo Hotel in Las Vegas had their soft opening. Located next to the hotel's SushiSamba restaurant, the 4,000 square foot club features samba dancers, geishas, and custom-made simulated "sugarcanes" that come down from the ceiling that contain moving lights. The club also feature capoeira exhibitions (a Brazilian martial art), Japanese taiko drummers, and Brazilian soccer players who will juggle soccer balls. Sounds like a godamn circus to us. Regardless, the G Luxe Crew will probably check it out next time we're in Vegas. To see pictures from the opening night, go to napkinnights.com.

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