Friday, February 13, 2009

Valentine's Day Tips

If you're a single, lonely bastard like me, chances are you'll be spending tomorrow evening on the couch with a bucket of Popeye's chicken watching softcore porn on Cinemax. While normally this would make for quite a satisfying time, it takes on a more pathetic feel on Valentine's Day when couples everywhere are kanoodling over some over-priced prixe-fixed meal at a crowded restaurant filled with other googley-eyed couples (yes, I'm a bitter cynic). Well our MySpace friend Sally pointed us to the useful instructional video below on how to survive Valentine's Day as a single person. I still hate Valenine's Day.


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