Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Pre-Emptive Strike Your Co-Workers


We at G Luxe strongly believe that no matter how rich, how successful, how old a man becomes, he should never lose his playful inner child. That's why we strongly recommend that each and every single one of you go out and purchase the MSN Webcam Missile Launcher available at firebox.com for $50. Simply connect the missile launcher to your USB port, connect to MSN Instant Messenger, and start reigning foam terror up to 10 feet away. The launcher comes with a web cam and targeting application for vaguely accurate shots. Get a bunch of your buddies to buy one and you can take control of each other's missile launcher even if you are all in different cities. I need to find a military-grade version so I can exact revenge on the asshole coworker who keeps passing gas in my office.

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