Yours truly has no game. Seriously, I have absolutely no macking skills. A girl would literally have to fall on my lap before I bust a move. OK, enough of the late 90's slang. What is truly sad is that I could probably pick up a tip or two from Alec Greven, the 9-year old author of How to Talk to Girls and who has appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and CNN. Some of his useful pointers include:
- Comb your hair and don't wear sweats
- Control your hyperness (cut down on the sugar if you have to)
- Don't act desperate
Cute. Knowing my luck, I'll end up attracting a bunch of freaking little first graders. If your game is as lame as mine, buy Alec's book on amazon.com for $9.99.
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