Sometimes it feels like spirit makers use the holidays as an excuse to sell you some gimicky bottle of alcohol. The latest is Medea Vodka, a Holland-based wheat vodka maker that has come out with a bottle that has a programmable LED display that holds up to six 255-character messages. We have no idea if the vodka is any good, but we have to admit that we're a bit intrigued by the bottle. Think of all the crass fun you can have gift-giving this holiday season. Bottles go for a reasonable $40.