The Martha Stewart clan may be rich, but they're definitely not sexy and the only thing indulgent about them is Martha at a Soup Plantation buffet. It's a Saturday night and after watching eight hours of football, I'm half passed-out on the couch and for some reason cannot stop watching Whatever, Martha!, a show on the Fine Living Network featuring Martha's obnoxious daughter (who refers to her Mom as Martha...classy) and her fat friend who spend the entire half-hour providing caustic commentary on old Martha Stewart episodes. It's bad plus annoying multiplied by gross squared. I really want to change the channel but it's like watching a midget bestiality snuff flick...you're horrified but can't hit stop. Just kidding about that last part, I'm not into bestiality.
If you want to see a clip of the horra, check out the video below. You've been warned.
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